like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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