yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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