You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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