the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
the condom got lost in my hair
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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