I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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