dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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