this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
He has the fingertips of a God
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