Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There's always time for handjobs
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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