YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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