We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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