SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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