Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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