I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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