and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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