so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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