There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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