what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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