out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
