glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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