Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Randomize
