White coat. Heels.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
