why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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