Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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