He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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