yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i would one night stand the shit outta him
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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