I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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