What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
