I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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