Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Everyone says I win the strip club
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
