Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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