I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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