I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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