Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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