We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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