no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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