Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
