I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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