he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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