question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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