maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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