i don't like sucking hair
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I need to sanitize my soul.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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