Your tits are I can't wait for
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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