do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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