lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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