I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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