did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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