ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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