i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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