K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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