everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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